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Taste-test &
Detailed DIY Plan
$ 350 payment in installments / sliding scale available
  • Session 1: Taste-Test.
    Like after a little spoon of ice-cream, you could walk away without paying, but it's too surprisingly delicious!
  • Session 2: Detailed DIY Planning.
    Bespoke, Detailed DIY Plan co-engineered using of a vast resource with everything you need to learn how to DIY!
  • Sessions 3-12: Zoom + app support.
    Ten short visits with me to celebrate or supplement your DIY success at relieving otherwise-permanent emotional pain!


  • Learn how I help my high-end clients
  • address pain without re-experiencing it &
  • melt heartache away,
  • so you can do my job on your terms.


  • Just three easy payments of $116 gets you:
  • Proof of concept and 15% relief instantly.
  • A bespoke, realistic DIY plan for the other 85%.
  • Unlimited access to the how-to-wiki.



  • RELIEF FROM RECURRING,
    PAINFUL FEELINGS.

    At your own pace.
    (Fast.)
    With ample support.

It starts with
Step 1.


No faith/hope required.

This is when we would pick one measurable life-improvement,
and outline how & how quickly you can get there.

No hard sales. No pressure.
BEWARE: button links to a bright white page.
accepting
new mentees

Hesitation is Healthy

If you’re on the fence
for any of the following reasons,
JUST DON’T DO IT.

That’s right.

I’m warning you now:

if any of the following are an issue,
it isn’t gonna work out.

Step 3 has two additional conditions.

  1. If you don’t have a device with both Zoom and a USB port, or are not comfortable enough with comupters to, for example, navigate this in-browser app…


    …bummer.

    That’s a separate issue/learning curve I can’t help you with.

  2. If you don’t trust Zoom, Chrome, Gmail, and text, then my routine means of communication won’t work for you.


    (I don’t need to know any secrets or your past, so if you feel compelled to express yourself, you can opt to mute yourself, or journal by hand.)

    I honor your privacy, and these tools have limitations.

  3. I won’t ‘save’ you.


    I don’t call 9-1-1.
    I’m not on-call.
    I’m not available for free support, now or later on.

    My harm-reduction attitude flies in the face of 12-step, religious, and diagnostic models, so I’ve been able to help people make life more worth living, but I’m not a mandated reporter, nor am I trained to think in terms of disease, or offer medical or behavioral health advice.

I don’t manipulate sales:

I’m not going to convince you or change your comfort-level with these pre-requisites.

They’re guarantee-nixing pre-requisites.

This is your heads-up.

On Crushes

A crush can be a helpful fantasy — a phase in finding love for yourself.

Just don’t mistake the real me for being open to come-ons, gifts, or activities beyond our written agreement: I’m not.

If you’re prone to crushing, or think that maybe, once you meet me, something like that might happen, we can address that first: I know some amazing people with great success in that realm.

I’d be happy to not just refer you (temporarily or otherwise) but actually help you get started with them.

That’s my no-wrong-door policy.




I don't talk to the women in your life.

I only care about your experience.

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I AM NOT A THERAPIST.

Nowadays, Psychologists, Psychiatrists
and Social Workers
often have waitlists.

Millions of people benefit from professional help, and I support that.

FYI, if you have the financial means, you have the option to to pay them out-of-pocket, rather than submit to most insurances' prerequisite of a diagnosis, or limits on session length/frequency.

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Come, come however you are.

My gift is in seeing your sheer brilliance — even if you yourself feel lost or ‘stupid.’

I have a way of witnessing loneliness without making people lonelier.

Please book Step 1!



Within mere weeks,
you could
  • Map your pain.
  • Melt it away.
  • Choose your own metrics.
  • Measure real change.
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I want to meet you!

I'd love to show you
  • How to hold pain without pain.
  • How to melt heartache away.
  • How to measurably improve your quality of life, yourself.

No sudden moves 

Step 1, Free Introduction Call:
I listen for 20 mins. 
I refer you to the best support I know of for your situation, and if it’s me, we can talk about that an extra 10.

You sleep on any decisions, and we talk again for free.

Step 2, thirteen calls and a wiki
Taste-Test Zoom Call,
Detailed DIY Planning Zoom Call, 
and then
10 follow-up Zoom calls
to help you navigate the vast knowledgebase and
Do It Yourself!

Step 3, an alternate ending:
Guaranteed Success Dismantling a Mood-Bomb
by working with me 1-on-1 over Zoom, using my app.

Don’t believe me?
That’s healthy skepticism!

How ’bout just doing the simplest thing ever: email.

You’ll immediately get my take on why smarts can be so isolating.

Hit ‘Reply’ to ask me anything!

Briana Jacoba, for men of science who want better chemistry
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Pastimes: meaningful moments with my spouse,
singing/dancing/talking with friends,
laughing out loud at Discworld novels.